man with handlebar mustache *out of the blue interrupting a conversation i was having with a small child*:
yeah, i got kicked out of college. i was on the dean's list and they put my name in the paper and the big wigs got all mad *waving arms* and they threw me out of college!
me: *deadpan* wow, that must've sucked.
mwhm: yeah, and while they were doing that to me, the FCC put country music out of business. so, no more wows.
me: *incredulence* and....when was this?
mwhm: years and years and years ago.
me: oh, somebody should've told garth brooks.
o' the things i wish they'd taught me in library school.
why is it that i never really know what i'm doing?
